Think Your Ex is a Snake? Feed ‘Em to a Pig at this Arizona Pet Sanctuary
- Name a cockroach after your ex.
- Watch Miss Kat feed the bug to a critter.
- Watch the video and know karma is a relaxing thought.
Is Your Ex a Pest?
Is your ex a pest? Is your former love a worm?
If you love animals but passionately hate Cupid, celebrate Ant-i-Valentine's Day by feeding a cockroach to a chicken, a worm to an Axolotl, or a melon to a pig.
By proxy, anyway. Kat of Miss Kat's Menagerie will name a slimy critter after your ex. Then she'll feed the cockroach, worm, or other slithery pest to one of the hungry members of her squad. She'll even film it for you and send you the video. Then you can enjoy the shaden freude again and again.
Miss Kat will film the whole thing, so you can watch again and again.
Petty Revenge Can be Yours
It's time to rebalance those karmic scales. Enjoy some petty revenge-by-proxy on Valentine's Day.
For a small donation of only $5, you can name a roach or worm, whichever fits the slimy, lowly snake after your jerky ex. If you feel bad for the bugs, Miss Kat also offers vegetarian options. Name a pumpkin after that melon-head and reclaim the same feeling of joy.
If you and your ex are on good terms, you can name the insect after your ex-mother-in-law, your boss, your ex-best friend - anyone who needs a little virtual retribution. Just remember, Karma is a dish best served cold - and then swallowed by a pig!
Supporting Local Animals with Your Donation
All proceeds go directly to caring for the residents of Miss Kat's Menagerie for rescue animals. The Menagerie is a small, animal sanctuary in Cochise County.
To exact your virtual revenge, contact Miss Kat's Menagerie on Facebook or Instagram.
Super Sprinkles the Axolotl eats a worm named "Jack" on Miss Kat's Menagerie Instagram Page.
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